toniwo                           
BEST-SELLING AUTHOR OF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
...Running With Scissors has gotten a face lift!
OUT WITH THE OLD!
IN WITH THE NEW!
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUNNING
WITH SCISSORS are absolutely, truly
fabricated distortions of choice women
can make in relationships with other
people (PARTICULARLY MEN).  At times,
WE, the People (WOMEN), in order to
form a more perfect union of love, create
the idea of what WE (WOMEN) want
because of the potential WE (WOMEN)
think we see.  In fact, the whole purpose
of this book is to make you laugh at how
truly fabulous our (WOMEN) imaginations
can go.  I mean really, do WE (WOMEN)
can change is our underwear and some
people (NASTY WOMEN) don't like doing
that.  WE (WOMEN) adapt to situations
but it does not change who WE (WOMEN)
really are.

The women in each story are people that
can be recognized. Either you are one of
the women or you know someone like
one of the women.  These women are
NOT, I repeat, NOT VICTIMS.  They are
just people who are not totally in touch
with reality due to temporary insanity
caused by some outside entity that
creates the illusion of love.  There is no
MALE BASHING in this book.  All the men
in the book presented themselves with
honesty.  They give each woman an
opportunity to make mindful choices
about how totally jacked up they are.  
(...was that a male bash?  NO!)

Driven by lust and control, each women
forgets the advice given by our mothers
and grandmothers that you CAN really
get hurt by running with scissors.  
Applied to real life situations and see the
warning signs.  And if you still decide to
run with scissors, well, then ...that's what
you get!