toniwo                           
BEST-SELLING AUTHOR OF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUNNING WITH SCISSORS are absolutely, truly fabricated
distortions of choices women can make in relationships with other people
(PARTICULARLY MEN). At times, WE, the People (WOMEN), in order to form a more
perfect union of love, create the idea of what WE (WOMEN) want because of the
potential WE (WOMEN) think we see. In fact, the whole purpose of this book is to
make you laugh at how truly fabulous our (WOMEN) imaginations can go. I mean
really, do WE (WOMEN) think that WE (WOMEN) can change people? The only thing
WE (WOMEN) can change is our underwear and some people (NASTY WOMEN) don’t
like doing that. WE (WOMEN) adapt to situations but it does not change who WE
(WOMEN) really are.

The women in each story are people that can be recognized. Either you are one of
the women or you know someone like one of the women. These women are NOT, I
repeat, NOT VICTIMS. They are just people who are not totally in touch with reality due
to temporary insanity caused by some outside entity that creates the illusion of love.
There is no MALE BASHING in this book. All the men in the book presented
themselves with honesty. They give each woman an opportunity to make mindful
choices about how totally jacked up they are. (…was that a male bash? NO!)

Driven by lust and control, each woman forgets the advice given by our mothers and
grandmothers that you CAN really get hurt by running with scissors. Applied to real
life situations and see the warning signs. And if you still decide to run with scissors,
well, then…that’s what you get!